ROTO RUDOLPH TEAM STORY
“If It Won’t Flow… Roto Rudolph Will Go!”
Every holiday season, Santa relies on a very special reindeer…
Not just any reindeer—Roto Rudolph, the only one brave enough to clear ANY holiday clog, crisis, or chaos before it ruins the magic.
You see… while the other reindeer pull the sleigh, Roto Rudolph and the crew at Cesspool Pros handle the less glamorous emergencies at the North Pole:
🎄 Frozen pipes in Candy Cane Lane?
🎅 Hot cocoa overflow in Mrs. Claus’ kitchen?
🦌 A backed-up sleigh bay after the reindeer eat too many peppermint oats?
Roto Rudolph handles it all.
And this year, Roto Rudolph heard about KiDS NEED MoRE’s mission to bring holiday wishes to children coping with illness, grief, and big life challenges. So the team did what they do best—they geared up, grabbed the plunger of justice, and said:
“Let’s clear the way for MORE holiday magic!”
So now, the Roto Rudolph Team is officially rolling out with the Holiday Cheer Bus to:
✨ Bring gifts, joy, and surprise visits to local families
✨ Deliver cheer that flows better than ANY sewer line
✨ Make sure nothing—NOTHING—gets in the way of holiday happiness
Because sometimes making the season bright means unclogging more than just pipes… it means opening hearts, delivering hope, and being there when families need it most.
With their sleigh on standby, their plunger polished, and their holiday spirit overflowing, Roto Rudolph & Cesspool Pros are ready to flush away the stress and make room for MORE joy.